Creative Arts & Humor for Healing (Nov 2009)

* * *  HEALING THROUGH THE CREATIVE ARTS  * * *       

A self-trained musician who slept rough on the streets for a decade has been hailed a genius after writing a symphony. Stuart Sharp, 67, saw a vision of the musical masterpiece in his mind after his baby son Ben died 35 years ago. He could not read or write music but the tunes were so vivid he was determined to turn the 'imaginary' sounds into a symphony in memory of his lost child.
      http://www.dailygood.org/more.php?n=3890

* * *  HUMOR IS HEALING * * *

The Best Smart Ass Answers of 2008 !!

SMART ASS ANSWER #6  It was mealtime during  an airline flight.  'Would you like dinner?'  the 
flight attendant asked John, seated in front.  'What are my choices?'  John 
asked.  'Yes or no,' she  replied.





SMART ASS ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. 
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his 
trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need 
to see your ticket, not your stub.'





SMART ASS ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'





SMART ASS ANSWER #3

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for 
speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the 
officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' 
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a 
ticket.





SMART ASS ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that 
read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of 
him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. 
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the 
truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The 
truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'





SMART ASS ANSWER #1 A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy 
with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, 
fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband 
replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"