Creative Arts & Humor for Healing (June 2011)

* * * HEALING THROUGH THE CREATIVE ARTS * * *

Adorable and talented child guitarists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=yE7waNi5dc0
At the end...there are a series of small pictures...click on the little girl in the pink dress at the lower left hand sitting at the piano.

IJHC – WHR Observations
The good news is that here are wonderful child musicians to entertain us. The bad news is that we are creating conditions in this world that may prevent these and our own children from surviving o reach their full potential.

SEE MORE ON CREATIVE ARTS AS HEALING IN THE INTERNATIONAL JOURNAL OF HEALING AND CARING

* * * HUMOR IS HEALING * * *

27 Pun-ishments

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies,
"Yes, I'm positive..."

3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
you, but don't start anything."

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?"
"It's Not Unusual."

7. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
nothing to look at either.

8. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

9. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's
cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well,"
says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the
dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally,
he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because
he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."

10. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.

11. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

12. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they
lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't
have your kayak and heat it too.

13. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

14. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

15. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't
serve food in here."

16. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

17. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

18. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

19. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.

20. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

21. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on ahead.'

22. The soldier who survived mustard gas and
Pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

23. A backward poet writes inverse.

24. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says,
'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

25. So the sherriff gathers his deputies together and tells them, "Men,
I need you to go round up a varmit. He was last seen wearing a brown
paper hat, brown paper pants, brown paper shirt and brown paper boots."

One of the deputies asks,"What's the charge, sherriff?"

"Rustling"

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at
least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

Words to Live By
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"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
-Franklin P. Jones

Forwarded by J. Warren Salmon, Ph.D. jsjwsalmon@gmail.com

IJHC – WHR Observations

Sometimes pure, clever silliness is healing…

That's my excuse…