Creative Arts & Humor for Healing (Feb 2010)

* * * HEALING THROUGH THE CREATIVE ARTS  * * *       

Wonderful collections of images     

* * * HUMOR IS HEALING * * *       

In the category of "It all started when he hit me back!"

I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman. In a brand new Cadillac -
Doing 75 mph.
With her face  up next to her rear view mirror.
Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much --I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.



In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell, into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. 


Damn women drivers!

Forwarded by J. Warren Salmon, Ph.D.
Professor of Health Policy and Administration,
University of Illinois at Chicago
School of Public Health
J. Salmon@COMCAST.NET